After an unplanned and unwanted 4 month hiatus the often imitated but never duplicated RepublicanOperative.com Forum board is back online! My elation over this discovery was immediately followed by disgust as I noticed that the first Blog piece on our home page was still that annoying piece admonishing Conservatives for not supporting the Racist, Terrorist organization known as “Black Lives Matter”.
So being the warm, giving Blogger that I am I decided to whip up a whirlwind summary of the last 4 months of news and bump that other propaganda piece off the highly coveted and influential center stage position.
*RO goes offline, sending the Conservative universe into a panic worldwide (obviously the most important story of November 2017). Since I am not privy to the precise reason why this occurred I will make up a reason: RO came under an attack from a coalition of Terrorist entities that included Earth First, PETA, NAMBLA, The DNC, Greenpeace, Planned Parenthood, CNN, ISIS and oddly enough The Friends of the Metric System.
The rumors that the Clinton campaign played a role were entirely false, nobody in the Clinton campaign knew how servers worked.
*I think there was an election in November also but nobody was paying attention so I didn’t bother to see how it turned out.
*The President of France decided to not seek reelection; this was big news because nobody thought the French would ever garner enough interest to warrant a headline outside of Paris.
*The Prime Minister of Italy resigns; there may be an Anti Establishment pattern here somewhere?
*The President of South Korea is impeached; my “pattern theory” may have some teeth.
*Boeing inks a deal to sell 80 planes to Iran following Obama’s normalizing of relations with the Terrorist Nation and one month before the new anti terrorism American President is sworn in; surely this was just a coincidence.
*Canadian actor Alan Thicke died; leaving the I.R.S. with no spokesman to terrify the American people about getting audited.
*Islamic Terrorists had a good month killing Coptic Christians, blowing up soccer stadiums, overtaking various cities and plowing a truck through a crowd of people at a Christmas Market in Germany; those who connect these occurrences to open door immigration policies are mocked as racist fools.
*The Mexicans blew up their giant fireworks swap meet, again; the video was quite a spectacle.
*Trump pisses off the American Left by continuing to breathe.
*I got a German shepherd puppy for Christmas; she is gnawing on my arm as I write this.
*Megyn Kelly leaves FOX news to pursue a career with her Liberal brethren on a more “progressive” network; the Nation says “Duh!”
*The American Left decide that their shrill screaming of baseless accusations has not been an effective communication strategy, so they decide to scream louder and with even less coherence.
*Trump pisses off the American Left even more by combining his habit of continuing to breathe with taking the Oath of Office; then with seemingly no regard for precedent he begins acting in accordance with the things he campaigned on.
*The mainstream news media realizes that nobody views them as credible anymore; they of course blame Trump.
*My now 7 week old puppy destroyed 5 roles of shop towels in my garage; the mess was devastating.
*The football team with an owner, head coach and quarterback who are all friendly with President Trump beat another football team in the Super Bowl who is owned by an extremist Leftist; preserving the Liberals record of losing in every conceivable contest that does not take place in Kalifornia.
*CPAC introduces Steve Bannon to America without a filter, the Left wail in agony as yet another of their cliché inspired narratives dies a bloody death and seeps into the chasm where the corpse of their former credibility is rotting.
*The American Left decide that their new strategy of screaming baseless accusations even louder is not having the desired effect; they promptly decide to continue this strategy since that is the only strategy in their playbook.
*My now 11 week old puppy has decided that she must have my full attention 24 hours a day; my whole family thinks this is cute but I am researching Hmong recipes.
And that my friends is all the news that is worth knowing from the last 4 months that RepublicanOperative.com was offline, to all of the Liberals who have been going through withdrawals from not having any Conservatives to troll I say LET THE INCOHERENT SCREAMING RESUME!