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Old 09-02-2008, 03:35 AM
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Washington State Weather Report

Washington WEATHER REPORT
It only rains twice in Washington: October to May and
June to September.
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What comes after two straight days of rain in Washington?

Monday morning.
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What do you call two weeks of rain in Washington?
Native American Summer.
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What does daylight savings time mean in Washington?
An extra hour of rain.


What's the definition of a Washington optimist?

A guy with a sun visor on his rain hat.


"I can't believe it," said the tourist. "I've been
here an entire week and it's done nothing but rain.
When do you have summer here?" "Well, that's hard to
say," replied the local. "Last year, it was on a
Wednesday."



What do you call two straight days of rain in
Washington?


A weekend.

What do you call three straight days of rain in
Washington?
A holiday weekend.
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A newcomer to Washington arrives on a rainy day. He gets
up the next day and it's raining. It also rains the
day after that, and the day after that. He goes out to
lunch and sees a young kid and asks out of despair,
"Hey kid, does it ever stop raining around here?"
The kid replies, "How should I know? I'm only six."

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How do meteorologists predict the weather in Washington?
If you can see Mt. Rainier, it's going to rain. If you
can't see Mt. Rainier, it's raining.
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Old 09-02-2008, 12:21 PM
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The only time I ever went to Washington, they were suffering from drought. All the lawns in Seattle were brown . . .
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Old 09-02-2008, 12:38 PM
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What do you call two weeks of rain in Washington?
Native American Summer.
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It's "Indian summer" here in eastern PA, as far back as I can remember.
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Old 09-02-2008, 01:13 PM
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Thats what you get for living in the Blue part of the state.
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Old 09-02-2008, 03:59 PM
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try being stuck in Wisconsin *rolls eyes* we haven't gone Red since Reagan
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Old 09-05-2008, 02:55 PM
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I can honestly say I have been happy with this mild summer! Not looking forward to the next 8 or 9 momths of dark rainy days though.
I used to love the heat, not so much. Starting to prefer the cool rainy stay at home days. I think I am getting older! :(
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