Obama's Face
Anybody familiar with the funny Spike Jones WWII song Der Fuehrer's Face (you can google up the lyrics)? Well, anyway, here's my modern take.
OBAMA'S FACE
(1st verse)
Vhen Obama says, "Ve'll vin the Vhite House race!"
Ve heil!
*raspberry*
Heil!
*raspberry*
Right in Obama's face.
On Hope and Change opponents, we place the card of race,
And ve heil!
*raspberry*
Heil!
*raspberry*
Right in Obama's face!
(2nd verse)
Vithout a teleprompter, Obama's lost in space,
Still, ve heil!
*raspberry*
Heil!
*raspberry*
Right in Obama's face.
Vith your taxes paid, Dem spending keeps apace,
And ve heil!
*raspberry*
Heil!
*raspberry*
Obama's spending waste!
(Interlude)
Are ve not for Hope and Change,
African pure Hope and Change?
Ja, ve ist for Hope and Change!
(in dopey voice:)
Obama's diaper needs a Change!
Is progressive Change not good?
Vould you stop it if you could?
Ja, "progressive" change not good!
Ve vould stop it if ve could...
Ve bring the vorld to order;
Heil 'Bama's vorld new order!
Nations shallow, nations strange,
All embrace our Hope and Change
Vhen ve vipe out our nation's borders...
(Repeat 1st and 2nd verses)
Diplomats! The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank! -- LCdr Montgomery Scott
You had a choice between war and dishonor. You chose dishonor, and you will have war. -- Winston Churchill (to Neville Chamberlain)
Liberalism is the defending of the indefensible, and the refusal to defend the indispensible. -- Me
I don't believe in treatin' girls equal. I believe in lookin' up to 'em. -- Moose Mason
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