Thread: Atheist holiday
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11-30-2008 07:32 PM #1
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Atheist holiday
FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY : In Florida , an atheist created a case against the Easter & Passover holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews & observances of their holy days. The argument was it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized day.
The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, “Case
dismissed.”
The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, “Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter & others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur & Hanukkah. Yet my client & all other atheists have no such holidays.”
The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, “But you do. Counsel, your client is woefully ignorant.” The lawyer said, “Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists.”
The judge said, “The calendar says April 1st is ‘April Fools Day.’ Psalm 14:1 states ‘The fool says in his heart, there is no God.’ Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned.”
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11-30-2008 07:44 PM #2
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11-30-2008 08:19 PM #3
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Is this true?
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11-30-2008 10:11 PM #5
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12-01-2008 10:55 AM #6The heavens, in their countless stars, hold answers to earthly mysteries. Might, then, the wise, and the lucky, gaze up and find truth?
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12-01-2008 12:51 PM #7
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It's a joke which is why it's posted in the joke section.
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12-29-2008 12:10 AM #8
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