Atheist holiday

[elavaney]

FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY : In Florida , an atheist created a case against the Easter & Passover holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews & observances of their holy days. The argument was it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized day.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, “Case
dismissed.”

The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, “Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter & others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur & Hanukkah. Yet my client & all other atheists have no such holidays.”

The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, “But you do. Counsel, your client is woefully ignorant.” The lawyer said, “Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists.”

The judge said, “The calendar says April 1st is ‘April Fools Day.’ Psalm 14:1 states ‘The fool says in his heart, there is no God.’ Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned.”

[Newman]

[Tyr-Ziu Saxnot]

Originally Posted by elavaney

FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY : In Florida , an atheist created a case against the Easter & Passover holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews & observances of their holy days. The argument was it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized day.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, “Case
dismissed.”

The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, “Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter & others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur & Hanukkah. Yet my client & all other atheists have no such holidays.”

The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, “But you do. Counsel, your client is woefully ignorant.” The lawyer said, “Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists.”

The judge said, “The calendar says April 1st is ‘April Fools Day.’ Psalm 14:1 states ‘The fool says in his heart, there is no God.’ Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned.”

They are too stupid to even know thier very own special day!??
A judge had to explain it to them?> Sad , just sad--.-TZS

[SuddenImpact]

Is this true?

[Emperor Dragon ARX]

Originally Posted by SuddenImpact

Is this true?

Probably not.

[Maylar]

Originally Posted by SuddenImpact

Is this true?

Doubt it

with that being said, anybody can petition congress to make a holiday official. to get started you have to get a certain amount of signatures. I don't remember how many you need, but I know Guiness tried their best to do it with St. Patricks Day

[elavaney]

It's a joke which is why it's posted in the joke section.

[Prevention 14]

Originally Posted by SuddenImpact

Is this true?

"SUDS" I live in Florida and am almost sure it may have happened down around the Tampa area

[Prevention 14]

Originally Posted by SuddenImpact

Is this true?

"Suds," I checked this with snopes.com. I stand corrected. They say its false