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Yes peapod...a fate to be devoutly wished, but...
...I could fill the bill temporarily.
I masqueraded as a urologist, proctologist and gynecologist.
FREE exams for the ladies...Consultations only for the gentlemen.
I had a wonderful bedside manner and was quite discrete to boot!
I even had a quaint little saying that I coined.
It went like this and hung above my orifice door:
'My Business Is Looking Up Your Business And Business Is Always Looking UP."
So you see it's like they say, We also serve who stand and wait in silent awe.
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