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06-12-2007, 08:28 PM
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Swingers. It's been a long time since I watched that. I need to pull it off the shelf and watch it.
 " Why am I calling you by your first names? I don't even know you. I still call my boss "Mister", and I've been working for him for seven years, but all of a sudden I walk in here and I'm calling you Rick and Sheila like we're in some kind of AA meeting."
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Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me. John 14:6 CNN Reporter: What do you feel when you shoot a Terroriset Insurgent? Sniper: Recoil.  Where's the Change? 
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06-12-2007, 10:06 PM
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Rain Man.
"always with the negative waves...."
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Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me. John 14:6 CNN Reporter: What do you feel when you shoot a Terroriset Insurgent? Sniper: Recoil. Where's the Change?
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06-12-2007, 10:28 PM
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Oddball - Kelly's hero's "no more Rhymes I mean it" "Anyone got a peanut?"
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My New Company "But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security." ~ The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen (Fifty) united States of America
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06-12-2007, 10:32 PM
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Joe Dirt...
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06-12-2007, 10:38 PM
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yeah...was a lot of brain power put into that.
I'd like to thank my parents for giving birth to me, the teachers for instilling how to memorize, my grandparents for their loving support, all my friends who have helped me through hard times...and all others whom I haven't named for their support in any of the 5 senses you've provided...thank you, thank you! *blows kisses to the crowd*
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06-13-2007, 12:40 PM
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You guys are good but you'll never get this one:
"My names Forrest Gump, but you can call me Forrest Gump." "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
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Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me. John 14:6 CNN Reporter: What do you feel when you shoot a Terroriset Insurgent? Sniper: Recoil. Where's the Change?
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06-13-2007, 05:19 PM
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"Pretty please with sugar on top, clean the f***ing car."
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There was once a man who challenged Lincoln to a duel.
As the challenged, Lincoln got to pick the location of the duel and the weapon used. He chose sledgehammers. The guy didn't show up.
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06-13-2007, 05:33 PM
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"You look at that river gently flowing by. You notice the leaves rustling with the wind. You hear the birds; you hear the tree frogs. In the distance you hear a cow. You feel the grass. The mud gives a little bit on the river bank. It's quiet; it's peaceful. And all of a sudden, it's a gear shift inside you. And it's like taking a deep breath and going, "Oh yeah, I forgot about this.""
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06-14-2007, 08:24 PM
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Come on, people. Have you all given up on this one ?.
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06-14-2007, 08:26 PM
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Its the one about gay cowboys eating pudding.
"Next one I catch sleeping while on guard gets a one way trip out of the bush, in a body bag!"
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Ia-R'lyeh! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ia! Ia! People who quote themselves deserve to be kicked in the face. -edog30
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06-15-2007, 12:16 AM
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06-15-2007, 12:45 PM
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"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like...victory!"
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Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me. John 14:6 CNN Reporter: What do you feel when you shoot a Terroriset Insurgent? Sniper: Recoil. Where's the Change?
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06-15-2007, 01:32 PM
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Apacolypse Now
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06-15-2007, 01:48 PM
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Whats wrong sheeple, you scared of this little line?
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My New Company "But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security." ~ The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen (Fifty) united States of America
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06-15-2007, 01:52 PM
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Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me. John 14:6 CNN Reporter: What do you feel when you shoot a Terroriset Insurgent? Sniper: Recoil. Where's the Change? Last edited by jokenessmonster : 06-15-2007 at 01:53 PM. Reason: I cheated so I figured I'd help instead of answer.
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06-15-2007, 02:05 PM
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