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06-17-2007, 11:44 AM
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Yankee nutcase
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Location: TX
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Originally Posted by Conservative Libertarian
C'mon! I know that some of you know this one.
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That sounds very familiar but I can't place it.
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My list of Un-Americans! 
Forget_The_Truth: Because she hates pizza.
Conservative_Libertarian: Because he does not care for the super bowl.
Fantasy_Chaser: Because he sold out to the magnaclams.
Razor: Because he is an evil MI6 agent.
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06-17-2007, 12:01 PM
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Yankee nutcase
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: TX
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Here is one.
"You see kids, it was a dream and you were replaced by
two sixpacks in the refridgerator."
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My list of Un-Americans! 
Forget_The_Truth: Because she hates pizza.
Conservative_Libertarian: Because he does not care for the super bowl.
Fantasy_Chaser: Because he sold out to the magnaclams.
Razor: Because he is an evil MI6 agent.
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06-17-2007, 01:13 PM
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The Clam before the storm...
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 10,099
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Here's a recent one:
"You know how hard it is to read a Klingon face?"
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Diplomats! The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank! -- LCdr Montgomery Scott
You had a choice between war and dishonor. You chose dishonor, and you will have war. -- Winston Churchill (to Neville Chamberlain)
Liberalism is the defending of the indefensible, and the refusal to defend the indispensible. -- Me
Smichy is a future pearl...
In fond memory of Sarah:
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06-17-2007, 01:59 PM
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Hitlery Village Pillager/RustedShut
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Indiana
Posts: 6,804
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Conservative Libertarian
Here's one.
"I may be an idiot but, I'm no fool."
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Conservative Libertarian
C'mon! I know that some of you know this one.
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Originally Posted by SarahNg
That sounds very familiar but I can't place it.
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Are you a Monty Python fan?
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It takes a FAMILY to raise a child--Not Hitlery Klinton's Socialist, Anti-Family, Nanny-State...I mean, "Village".
Dac Still Refers To Me As 'Rusted Shut'.
Islam is a religion of murder and violence as practiced by Islamofascists. The rest of the Muslims are just too afraid of the Islamofascists to say much about it. The MSM ignores the ones that do.
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06-17-2007, 03:37 PM
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Yankee nutcase
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: TX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Conservative Libertarian
Are you a Monty Python fan?
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I like some of their movies but I don't think I've ever watched their show.
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My list of Un-Americans! 
Forget_The_Truth: Because she hates pizza.
Conservative_Libertarian: Because he does not care for the super bowl.
Fantasy_Chaser: Because he sold out to the magnaclams.
Razor: Because he is an evil MI6 agent.
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06-17-2007, 04:06 PM
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Hitlery Village Pillager/RustedShut
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Indiana
Posts: 6,804
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Conservative Libertarian
Here's one.
"I may be an idiot but, I'm no fool."
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Conservative Libertarian
Are you a Monty Python fan?
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Originally Posted by SarahNg
I like some of their movies but I don't think I've ever watched their show.
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It was from one of their TV shows where they were doing a mock documentary on Village Idiots. They went through and showed the outrageous and stupid things that they did. Then the narrator said, "But, what about the idiot's love life?" They showed two beautiful women on both sides of him and he calmly looked at the camera and said, "I may be an idiot but, I'm no fool."
I out-geeked RO on this one.
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It takes a FAMILY to raise a child--Not Hitlery Klinton's Socialist, Anti-Family, Nanny-State...I mean, "Village".
Dac Still Refers To Me As 'Rusted Shut'.
Islam is a religion of murder and violence as practiced by Islamofascists. The rest of the Muslims are just too afraid of the Islamofascists to say much about it. The MSM ignores the ones that do.
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06-17-2007, 06:07 PM
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Lord High Executioner
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Canada!
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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06-17-2007, 07:06 PM
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Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 935
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Elmira Viking
Incredible Hulk.
How about this one:
Sorry about that, Chief.
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I was close. Thankfully, I do not smoke cigars...or play horseshoes..
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06-18-2007, 12:45 AM
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Hitlery Village Pillager/RustedShut
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Indiana
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Elmira Viking
I love it when a plan comes together.
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Please disclose it.
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It takes a FAMILY to raise a child--Not Hitlery Klinton's Socialist, Anti-Family, Nanny-State...I mean, "Village".
Dac Still Refers To Me As 'Rusted Shut'.
Islam is a religion of murder and violence as practiced by Islamofascists. The rest of the Muslims are just too afraid of the Islamofascists to say much about it. The MSM ignores the ones that do.
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06-18-2007, 04:08 AM
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Dr. Pepper Enthusiast
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Tuscaloosa, AL
Posts: 2,016
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Conservative Libertarian
That's too easy. Your avatar is the answer.
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I thought of that shortly after I posted. But it gave me a reason to bring up the greatest TV show of all time.
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Whoever confesses that Jesus is the Son of God, God abides in him, and he in God. And we have known and believed the love that God has for us. God is love, and he who abides in love abides in God, and God in him. 1 John 4:15-16
Simple morality dictates that unless and until someone can prove the unborn human is not alive, we must give it the benefit of the doubt and assume it is. And thus, it should be entitled to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. ---Ronald Reagan
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06-18-2007, 12:18 PM
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The Clam before the storm...
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Elmira Viking
I love it when a plan comes together.
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A-Team. Too bad their marksmanship doesn't.
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Diplomats! The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank! -- LCdr Montgomery Scott
You had a choice between war and dishonor. You chose dishonor, and you will have war. -- Winston Churchill (to Neville Chamberlain)
Liberalism is the defending of the indefensible, and the refusal to defend the indispensible. -- Me
Smichy is a future pearl...
In fond memory of Sarah:
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04-22-2008, 11:00 PM
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Special Operative
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 73
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gilead
Norm!
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Cheers
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"...The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature, and has no chance of being free unless made or kept so by the exertions of better men than himself."-John Stuart Mill
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04-22-2008, 11:01 PM
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Special Operative
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 73
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Here's One
"Uh oh! Choppers
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"...The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature, and has no chance of being free unless made or kept so by the exertions of better men than himself."-John Stuart Mill
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08-04-2008, 08:45 PM
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Southerner
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Join Date: Jan 2008
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"He's Dead, Jim!"
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08-04-2008, 11:52 PM
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Lord High Executioner
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Canada!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir_WilliamXI
"He's Dead, Jim!"
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Oh, that's HARD.
Star Trek.
ay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y
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08-05-2008, 12:14 AM
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Redeeming the time...
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Florida
Posts: 735
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Idefnd4u
Here's One
"Uh oh! Choppers
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MASH?
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Live today in the light of eternity.
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08-05-2008, 03:13 AM
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Dr. Pepper Enthusiast
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Or this one:
"I see nuuuthing, I know nuuuthing!"
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Whoever confesses that Jesus is the Son of God, God abides in him, and he in God. And we have known and believed the love that God has for us. God is love, and he who abides in love abides in God, and God in him. 1 John 4:15-16
Simple morality dictates that unless and until someone can prove the unborn human is not alive, we must give it the benefit of the doubt and assume it is. And thus, it should be entitled to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. ---Ronald Reagan
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08-05-2008, 08:02 AM
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Senior Operative
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Republic of Texas
Posts: 1,662
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Conservative Libertarian
It was from one of their TV shows where they were doing a mock documentary on Village Idiots. They went through and showed the outrageous and stupid things that they did. Then the narrator said, "But, what about the idiot's love life?" They showed two beautiful women on both sides of him and he calmly looked at the camera and said, "I may be an idiot but, I'm no fool."
I out-geeked RO on this one.
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It is said that branches draw their life from the vine. Each is separate yet all are one as they share one life giving stem . The Bible tells us we are called to a similar union in life, our lives with the life of God. We are incorporated into him; made sharers in his life. Apart from this union we can do nothing.
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08-05-2008, 09:14 AM
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Senior Operative
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: St Clair MO.
Posts: 281
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Crimson_Pride
Or this one:
"I see nuuuthing, I know nuuuthing!"
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Schultz.... Hogans Heroes
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08-05-2008, 10:23 AM
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The Clam before the storm...
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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Rats, beat me to it.
Here's one that folks might not pick up on unless either they're an avid fan of the series in question, or else the particular scene stuck in their mind as it did in my case (I'm also a fan, though):
"If this is the democratic way of doing things, then from now on I'm going to be a Republican..."
Think older popular series.
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Diplomats! The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank! -- LCdr Montgomery Scott
You had a choice between war and dishonor. You chose dishonor, and you will have war. -- Winston Churchill (to Neville Chamberlain)
Liberalism is the defending of the indefensible, and the refusal to defend the indispensible. -- Me
Smichy is a future pearl...
In fond memory of Sarah:
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