2010 RO Cyber/Virtual gag gift exchange


#1

I’ve done this a couple of times in the past, and thought I’d do it again this year. Basic rule: Don’t be mean. If there’s a member here that you don’t like, don’t mention him/her at all rather than post something insulting. This thread is for fun, not flames. Here’s mine (at least for the moment; I might add more later):

TheOperative…A curved to-it so that he can hang around more.
Edog…An E-to-it.
Viking…A literary to-it so that he can finish the stories I sent and give me more feedback…:awkward:
Perkins…A picture of a teleprompter to hang in his Presidents Hall of Fame…
Mom (Susanna)…A new gall bladder…:biggrin:
Suds…The Dawn Treader (not the movie; the boat)…
RET…The state of California.
Tiny…A Chevy Volt…:rofl:
Pete…A pic of the S.S. Minnow for use as his avatar…
2cent…A chest-type freezer…
JStang…A four-cylinder for his Mustang.
Bucks…Ed Rendell back to his part of the state (okay, that one’s going too far…).
Seravee…New scales to replace the ones removed by a Magnaclam…

Maylar…A copy of Where Oh Where Are You Tonight?


#2

Thanks I only certain slaves descale me.


#3

Okay, it’s Monday and many of you are back at work, so start goofing off and participate in this thread!:banana:


#4

[quote=“Fantasy_Chaser, post:1, topic:28638”]
I’ve done this a couple of times in the past, and thought I’d do it again this year. Basic rule: Don’t be mean. If there’s a member here that you don’t like, don’t mention him/her at all rather than post something insulting. This thread is for fun, not flames. Here’s mine (at least for the moment; I might add more later):

TheOperative…A curved to-it so that he can hang around more.
Edog…An E-to-it.
Viking…A literary to-it so that he can finish the stories I sent and give me more feedback…:awkward:
Perkins…A picture of a teleprompter to hang in his Presidents Hall of Fame…
Mom (Susanna)…A new gall bladder…:biggrin:
Suds…The Dawn Treader (not the movie; the boat)…
RET…The state of California.
Tiny…A Chevy Volt…:rofl:
Pete…A pic of the S.S. Minnow for use as his avatar…
2cent…A chest-type freezer…
JStang…A four-cylinder for his Mustang.
Bucks…Ed Rendell back to his part of the state (okay, that one’s going too far…).
Seravee…New scales to replace the ones removed by a Magnaclam…

Maylar…A copy of Where Oh Where Are You Tonight?

[/quote]:coffee_spray: A Chevy Volt? I wouldn’t have to get in it, I would have to put it on.:biggrin:


#5

TheOperative…A thank you card.
Viking…A new helmet(the one you have is starting to smell)
Mom (Susanna)…A big hug
Suds…A penguin without vampire teeth.
Maylar…A copy of the Star wars handbook to prove Im right. :biggrin:
FC…A free one year membership to the Dragon Order.
RigthwingNutjob…A new game so he can stop playing STO.:tongue:
RC1…A free trip to Texas.
Jack H…A tank to complement his Warring persona.
JC…A girlfriend.:rofl:
Seravee…A magnaclam plush toy.


#6

=D! puts her penguin on her boat and chugs around happily


#7

I don’t think the Dawn Treader “chugs.” It either goes under sail, or the crew has to row…


#8

Well, I’m making it chug. :sad:


#9

Come on Suds make out your list!!!


#10

I’m working on it, I’m working on it!


#11

Additions:

Jack H…Ointment for his funny bone, because he seems to bang it alot…
J.B.G…Portrait of Karl Marx with “brother” Groucho…
J.C…Another date as a backup…
Drummond…The snow that the global warmists have predicted that Britain won’t have…
Razor…A fake beard to go with his dog’s mask…
RWNJ…A copy of “Why the Perpetual Motion Machine of Communism Works”…
C.L…A CB radio…
R.C.1…Training wheels for her surfboard…


#12

Okay, it’s Christmas eve. Time for that last minute virtual gag shopping. Get your lists in!

Where’s Suds?
Where’s the mod with the funny hat?

For that matter, where’s most everybody?..:awkward:


#13

They are to good to gives us space creatures gifts. FC I say we team up and go destroy their planets at take our gifts!!!


#14

I’m not doing very good at this. The best I can come up with is Armor All for Seravee and Turtle Wax for FC (For the shells, no insult intended).


#15

FC does have a product for Magnaclam shells. Perhaps he’ll post the picture with it. (hint, hint).


#16

Drum roll…


#17

2cent: An invincible pig
Tiny: A corded puli (for use in mopping the floor)
Jack: A big jar of jellybeans
Anderson: A book of Mad Libs
Cashew: A portal to RO
Qix: A snowman
Erik: Mismatched socks
JC: A copy of The Fiddler on the Roof
Shlomo: A purely decorative war axe
Seravee: A nametag that says, “Hi, my name is Seravee.”
Susanna: Another big hug, with a receipt tacked onto it in case she wants to return it for store credit
RET: A world to crush in his fist
Clammy: Health insurance, to be redeemed at the nearby St. Agitha’s Hospital for the Terminally Reluctant
Perkins: A bug


#18

You should post a pic, Tiny. :biggrin:


#19

As in a listening device or real, creepy or cute?


#20

A real bug. Possibly a large jewel beetle.