Apparently, Ohio students are going broke from having to pay for contraceptives. One female student is paying over $3000 over her three-year college life. Obviously, this means that someone needs to foot the bill lest she end up a struggling mom.
Now.
I have a question.
How is it possible to spend $3000 dollars in three years on birth control? That’s $1000 a year. To put that in perspective, a condom costs roughly $1 at CVS.
Now let’s suppose that she is really responsible (snrk). She may be using other forms of birth control. I’ll give her some slack and cut that total in half. So now she’s spending roughly $500 a year on condoms. Let’s see here… That’s 1.4 condoms per day; about 9 per week.
That’s not just slutty. That’s more like mega-super-ultra slutty supreme. Anyone who’s going broke from buying contraception should be able to write it off on their tax returns as a business expense.