That’s right, folks!
Coming from the “HEARTLAND OF AMERICA” the event you have all been waiting for!
MITT THE HITT ROMNEY VS " DON’T ASK/DON’T TELL OBAMA"!
Two out of three falls, a one hour time limit!
SEE SPILLS! SEE CHILLS! SEE OUTRIGHT LIES,FIBS,AND HALF-TRUTHS!!!
MUD WILL BE FLUNG!
Also on the Card will be :
KID RYAN VS GAY MARRIAGE IS OK BIDEN!!!
(Special assistant referees will be at ringside to prevent GO-GO JOE from trying any “SPECIAL” holds on THE KID!!!
This contest will be refereed by ARNOLD “THE GOVNA” SWARTZENEGGER, and if he is not available, we may have to make do with some PBS personality like , well, like…Oh,whoever they have on that pinko station!
In preliminary bouts:
Senator Filibuster Foghorn Vs Nancy “BOOM BOOM” Pelosi for the Inter continental Heterosexual Championship!!!Belt is optional!
I understand Mitt and the Kid are warming up, getting their workouts and roadwork, and will do the RIGHT proud in the coming debates!
And somebody remind Ann and Mitt what “you-know-what” does to the legs and stamina…He will need that in the ring!
For “RING” Magazine