** Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop Arrested **
MADISON, Wis. (AP) — A Madison man with an unusual name is in jail after police said he violated his bail conditions from a previous run-in with the law.
Thirty-year-old Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop is tentatively charged with carrying a concealed knife, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana and a probation violation after his arrest Thursday. He remained in jail as of Sunday. Jail records don’t list a bail amount or an attorney for him.
Jack Note: Beezow is a philosopher no doubt! Wonder what he’d tell you ? I’d bet whatever he told you would make as much sense as what Kant and most other Academic Philosophical Talking Heads had to say.
I personally think the only thing Beezow needs is a few liberal-taught classes on Sensitivity followed by a session or two with Liberalism’s top Pacifist Guru, after which if the people that run Harvard University had any intellectual decency whatsoever they would offer Beezow a professorship in Philosophy at Harvard. Professor Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop is just what Harvard University needs to up their crediability a notch or two in Academia as Equalitarians and Diversity-Worshipers.