Bloomberg World

Bloombergs World.

This will certainly come back to bite him in the ass…

On February 14th, 1990 for Michael Bloomberg’s 48th birthday, staffers at Bloomberg L.P celebrated their boss’ most famous offensive quips and anecdotes by creating a pamphlet and presenting him with a leather-bound copy.

Some of the quotes are anti-female, anti-faith, and someone who looks down upon people who aren’t like him.

Called The Portable Bloomberg: The Wit and Wisdom of Michael Bloomberg, it was edited by Bloomberg L.P.’s chief marketing officer Elisabeth DeMarse.

At the beginning of the book DeMarse wrote “Editor’s Note” that reads, “Yes, these are all actual quotes. No, nothing had been embellished or exaggerated. And yes, some things were too outrageous to include.

Some of the tidbits in the pamphlet include:

  • The only liberal I trust is a rich old liberal. Why? Because they’re old enough to understand what they’re saying, and they’re rich enough to pay for what they say!

  • If women wanted to be appreciated for their brains, they’d go to the library instead of to Bloomingdale’s.

  • The three biggest lies are: The check’s in the mail, I’ll respect you in the morning, and I’m glad that I’m Jewish.

  • If Jesus was a Jew, why does he have a Puerto Rican first name?

  • [Marriage] Sex with someone you love… is sex with someone you love. The plusses are you don’t have to buy dinner and the only thing you catch with callouses,” and “Whenever my wife catches me eyeing some broad, she’s very careful to turn to me and say, ‘That’s the most expensive piece of arse in the world!

  • It [Bloomberg L.P[ will do everything, including give you a blow job. I guess that puts a lot of you girls out of business.

  • I believe in the capitalist system and free enterprise. The only exception is 8th Avenue, where people pay for what they could get for free [hookers].

  • There are three types of favorite restaurants: Where would you go if you had to eat there forever – I’d say ’21’. Then, where would you go for your last meal – Le Cygne. Then, there’s where you would take your wife for your last meal – McDonald’s

  • Make the customer think he’s getting laid when he’s getting fu**ed.

  • There are certain states you don’t go to


Mr. Bloomberg, do you really think that the nation wants to watch 2 billionaires spend the next year fighting to be President?


Who’s the other billionaire?



Bloomberg is certainly a flawed candidate, but he is the closest thing the Dems have to fighting fire with fire.

GOD help us all.

Bloomberg’s comments about farmers will also help to do him in. Paraphrasing he said that it was really simple. All you have to do is dig a hole, put a seed in it, cover it up and watch it grow. If only the Soviet Union had had his advice, they could have avoided buying all of that American grain after their crop failures!

He also said that factory workers were dumb. All you had to do was operate a lath which had a pre-set pattern.

The only people who have any brains are in Mr. Bloomberg’s business. They have to use high tech and write articles, which requires some thought.

Keep it up, Mike. Next thing we know you’ll be calling the electorate “deplorable.” That worked real well for Hillary in the last election.

Speaking which, Bloomberg has floated the idea of having Hillary as his running mate. Rush Limbaugh pointed out how much the Bernie supporters will take that idea after Hillary screwed him out of the nomination last time.

Yep, Bloomberg may be going the way of Joe Biden before we know it.

He’s been spending a lot of time in virginia because he was able to buy off all our politicians…in particular the female ones. Hope they get to read about what he actually thinks of them…and apparently he targets females because they’re easily manipulated…and they are stupid.

This is a theme the right will push hard, but in reality all elections are bought to one extent or another. We know why Trump did very little to finance his own election, because he doesn’t have as much money as he claims (hence the desire to keep his taxes secret).

I’d challenge anyone to show, or Trump himself to show, that the vast majority of his donations came from a handful of extremely wealthy families trying to “buy” the election.

It’s all about perception and I’ll hand it to Trump, he is a MASTER when it comes to manipulating perception. It’s really too bad he didn’t use that skill to achieve better results.

what! LOLOL

Better results?

The economy is booming; the unemployment rate is a record lows; labor participation is way up from the Obama years, and food stamp applications are down? Please don’t come back with more of your bogus charts concocted by socialists to highlight fake narratives.

I guess the way to have better results is to have one of you socialists in charge. Even if they fail, it’s good because socialism is the wave of the future, right?

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this guy has got to be in his 20s. IF that.

I’m more inclined to think he’s a teen sitting in Mom & Dad’s basement with his computer and X-box and swaps them for each other as the mood strikes him, living off of take-out pizza and Red Bull.

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For a person who says he has a high-paying job in the computer industry, he does seem to have a lot of time to spend around here. My wife worked with main frame computers, and it was a full-time plus job with filled up days.

I have a good excuse. I am old and retired. :slightly_smiling_face:

Would you consider it SEXIST or RUDE to refer to the billionaire Mike as “BLOOMERS”? Or perhaps a BLOOMBERG/CLINTON ticket as “BLOOMIE & BLOOMERS”?

Would you care?
Young Republicans may have to “GOOGLE” BLOOMERS: I think I will turn off SAFE SEARCH and refresh my own memory, don’t you know!?!

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Seems to me that the term “Bloomers” was from the last name of some woman who designed women’s underwear…or the uniforms girls wore in the gym…I forget which.

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Alinsky rule for Radicals number 5. Ridicule. Use it. It’s effective.

It doesn’t have to be truthful nor even accurate.