It has come to my attention that a certain somebody by the name of Bryan Adams, a singer/minstrel/comedian or somesuch, has DISSRESPECTED DIXIE by refusing to play his alleged music in Mississippi after that states decision regarding same-sex marriage.
To you, young sir,or ma’am ,or whatever gender you prefer, I give this UNSOLICITED advice: The LAST TIME some northerner (Mr Adams is from Canada) tried to stop STATES RIGHTS, you remember what happened. Uh-huh! And we have NOT GOTTEN OVER THAT LITTLE SKIRMISH,EITHER!
So I suggest you play in San Francisco or Detroit or Montreal…but don’t look for no trouble down at he South…we is mighty grouchy these days, don’t you know…