California Dairy Farmers Mock State For Attempting To Limit Cow Farts…


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California’s attempt to curb emissions of methane, a powerful greenhouse gas, is facing vocal opposition from a dairy industry that fears government meddling in the flatulence of its cows.
The California Air Resources Board (ARB) has set a goal of slashing methane emissions by 40% by 2030, from 2013 levels, and has targeted the belching and farting – known as “enteric fermentation” – of California’s 5.5 million beef and dairy cows, as well as the manure they create.
A strategy document produced by the regulator states that improved manure management practices, new diets for cattle and “gut microbial interventions” could help cut the amount of methane released into the atmosphere. State legislators are currently considering a bill to enforce these suggestions.

California Dairy Farmers Mock State For Attempting To Limit Cow Farts… | Weasel Zippers

Suggestion: Have a liberal stand behind a cow and prevent farts.


#2

Where do they come up with this nonsense. Are the bored?


#3

OBAMA TO SAVE PLANET BY STRAPPING GAS TANKS TO COWS

A White House climate initiative has boosted a quixotic search for the “cow of the future”, a next-generation creature whose greenhouse gas emissions would be cut by anti-methane pills, burp scanners and gas backpacks.

If you like your cow, you can keep your cow. No wait, you have to accept the cow of the future instead. It comes with burp scanners that automatically bleep a text on white privilege in morse code.

The Obama administration’s launch last month of a plan to curb methane emissions has given fresh relevance to climate-friendly technologies for cattle that range from dietary supplements and DNA gut tests to strap-on gas tanks.

Obama to Save Planet by Strapping Gas Tanks to Cows | Frontpage Mag


#4

The tip of the iceberg on how far a Tyrannical govt will go to control everything …total control is the goal. How long before we are forced to wear a colostomy bag to catch our farts.

Anyone who does not think the govt knows no limits needs to visit the Holocaust museum in NYC or Israel.


#5

State legislators are currently considering a bill to enforce these suggestions.
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Farts, cow shit, bull shit, Well I’ll give them this. At least this is a topic that CA politicians know something about. That’s better than normal.


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#7

No, they are only looking for more ways to raise taxes, hire more government employees, have those employees pay more union dues which will funneled back to the Democrat Party and control human behavior as much as possible except in the area of abortion.


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No, they are only looking for more ways to raise taxes, hire more government employees
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#9

If they try to limit cow farts with diet, they are going to change the flavor of the milk.

And not for the better.

These are natural occurrences; animals have been farting since there’s been animal life. What IS it with these Lefties and their junk science?


#10

This would be funny if it weren’t costing taxpayers and farmers real money.


#11

Until I saw the URL, I thought this was from the Onion…


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California Dairy Farmers Mock State For Attempting To Limit Cow Farts…
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One has to wonder…Are they making it illegal to give cows Mexican food?