FIRST TRUMP-BIDEN PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE:
Mr. President, your opening remarks please: “Thank you my fellow Americans. Two-thirds of Americans polled believe that my opponent standing here next to me will not finish his first term due to his obvious senility. Therefore I wonder about the value of this debate. The Democrats intend to have a fascist Nazi style installation of their leader Kamala Harris and are committing elder abuse on this poor senile elder to do it. Perhaps I should be debating Miss Harris, the descendant of slave owners, and product of Canadian schools.”
Would that not be a great opening?