God signs


#1

These were the billboards put up all over Florida some years back. They’re pretty cool.

  1. “Let’s Meet At My House Sunday Before the Game” - God

  2. “C’mon Over And Bring The Kids” - God

  3. “What Part of “Thou Shalt Not…” Didn’t You Understand?” - God

  4. “We Need To Talk” - God

  5. “Keep Using My Name in Vain And I’ll Make Rush Hour Longer” - God

  6. “Will The Road You’re On Get You To My Place?” - God

  7. “Follow Me.” - God

  8. **“Big Bang Theory, You’ve Got To Be Kidding.” - God **

  9. “Have You Read My #1 Best Seller? There Will Be A Test.” - God

10.** “Loved The Wedding, Invite Me To The Marriage” - God**

  1. “That “Love Thy Neighbor” Thing, I Meant It.” - God

  2. “I Love You…I Love You…I Love You…” - God

  3. “My Way Is The Highway.” - God

  4. “**You Think It’s Hot Here?” - God
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  5. “Tell The Kids I Love Them.” - God

  6. “Need a Marriage Counselor? I’m Available.” - God

  7. “Need Directions?” - God

  8. “Don’t make me come down there!” - God


#2

I’ve seen them in the midwest also.