I’m originally from Baltimore but I now live outside of Eugene, OR the liberal hippie capital of the world. They should change the name of Eugene to “Stoned White Guy’s With Dreadlocks”
My stepsister/best friend is Jewish and I’m Catholic. I have a dog named Limbaugh and a cat named O’Reilly. I hate hippies, gays and Muslims but I mostly just keep that to myself just encase I may need to go undercover one day as an informant for the FBI or CIA. I participate in “Draw a picture of Muhammad day” every May 20th. I look forward to one day burning a pile of Quran’s in the name of religions that don’t murder people of other religions just because they believe in something different.