Holistic Medicine


#1

WARNING!
This post may push the edge of some people’s sensitivities. I add that this was in an email from my neighbor whose wife is from Egypt and, as an eye-witness, confirms that it works.:grin:

Holistic Medicine

An Arabic man, Ahkmed, came to Canada from the Middle East, and he was only here a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor but none of them could help him.

Finally, he went to an Arabic doctor who said, “Take dees bucket, go into de odder room, poop in de bucket, pee on de poop, and den put your head down over de bucket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.”

Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.

Coming back to the doctor he said, “It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong with me?”

The doctor said, “You were homesick.”


#2

:coffee_spray:


#3

This joke is like “Team America World Police”

In both cases I am ashamed that I laughed so hard!


#4

I’m glad to have made you laugh. However, I’m unaware of “Team America World Police”.


#5

It is a movie that I cannot recommend due to its incredibly offensive language but it manages to be a hilarious spoof on the “The War On Terror” anyway.

I always say “That is the only movie I love that I am ashamed of and cannot recommend to anyone”.

It is all Marionettes instead of actors and written/directed by Matt Parker and Trey Stone (The South Park guys).


#6

Sounds like South Park in general. The few times that I have watched it, It was like watching a train wreck from just before impact and well after the crowd gathers to see the carnage.