lets have your best irish jokes. here’s a few to get the shamrock rolling.
Q: What’s an Irish 7 course meal?
A: A six-pack and a potato:biggrin:
For a holiday, Mulvaney decided to go to Switzerland to fulfill a lifelong dream and climb the Matterhorn.
He hired a guide and, just as they neared the top, the men were caught in a snow slide. Three hours later, a Saint Bernard plowed through to them, a keg of brandy tied under his chin.
“Hooray!” shouted the guide. “Here comes man’s best friend!”
“Yeah,” said Mulvaney. “An’ look at the size of the dog that’s bringin’ it!”:biggrin:
One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, “SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!”