I was always good at math and science. The holiday weekend produced a slow news cycle, so I decided to apply mathematics and science in an effort to define the essence of this presidential election.
I am proud to announce I was successful and to share my findings with you.
I determined that if one runs in a tight circle at a speed of 99 meters/mil-sec it is theoretically possible for one to screw oneself. Or, one can avoid the physical effort and simply vote for Hillary Clinton.