I recently visited the Isle of Patmos (whether in body or spirit I cannot tell due to consuming a large bucket of greasy Kentucky Fried Chicken w/mashed potatoes, cold slaw, and 4 large bisquits which put me into a semi-coma condition) when Serling, Van Impe, LaHaye, Lindsey, Oral, Pat, and Joel Osteen suddenly appeared before my eyes and began discussing this very issue:
Is Romney the Anti-Christ?
Its all rather hazy in my memory now, but I remember I spoke to Pat Roberson and said, “Pat, I thought they had discontinued The Twilight Zone, why is Rod here and why are the cameras rolling?” I remember Pat replied with some remarks about TV ratings and the 700 Club and then I drifted off back into my semi-coma.
When I awoke, Joel Osteen was inviting Mitt to speak at Lakewood Church on the subject of “Why God Wants You To Be As Rich As Romney.” :freaked:
I then saw Van Impe, LaHaye and Hal Lindsey sitting on a sand dune with their yellow legal pads and hand held calulators figuring up something that looked really important. I went over to where they were and I saw the number 666 scrawled in large digits at the top of all three legal pads. I remember shuddering as I quickly walked away, and then moments later I woke up and I was in my easy chair in my Living Room staring at my television screen and the first thing I saw was Karl Rove explaining to America why Barry is going to lose the election come November.
Tommorow I intend to return to the Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant and later perhaps re-visit the Isle of Patmos to find out all the other stuff written on those 3 yellow legal pads.
Meanwhile, my neighbor Henry, a Democrat, says, “It ain’t looking all that good for the Bishop, I mean that cat has got 666 buried in code within his name everywhere you look, and anybody with the gift of discernment can see it.”
'Course, Henry also believes in UFOs and was “once kidnapped by aliens” who whisked him off to “their Headquarters in Southern California” where they painlessly disassembled his body for scientific study and afterward, according to Henry, “re-assembled it without any blood loss whatsoever.”
Its just another fun day here in Webby World.