More funny signs...


** ----------------- And Some Other Signs You Probably Have Never Seen ----------------**[LEFT]Sign in a veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!!”

At a towing company: “We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”

In a restaurant window: “Eat now, pay waiter.”

Sign on a retail store door in Stevens Point, WI: “PUSH. If it doesn’t open, PULL. If it still doesn’t open, WE ARE CLOSED.”

Sign in school near clock: “Time will pass; will you?”

On a display of “I love you only” Valentine cards: “Now available in multi-packs.” (I don’t get this one.)

Sign in a dentist’s office: “Patient parking only. All others will be painfully extracted.”

Outside a country shop: “We buy junk and sell antiques.”

Brochure for mountain cabin rentals: “Lovely honeymoon cabin . . . . sleeps 8”

A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O’Hare Field in Chicago: “Do not activate with wet hands.”

In a Maine restaurant: “Open 7 days a week and weekends.” (hmmm…guess whoever wrote this one was a victim of the “new math” programs…)

In the vestry of a New England church: “Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.”

On a plumber’s truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
On another plumber’s truck: “Don’t go to bed with that drip tonight.”

Seen on a billboard along a highway: “Caution: Objects in the mirror may have flunked driver’s education.”



The idea of telling multiple persons that they’re you’re one and only love.


Ohhhhhhhhh!!! Ok…


Gah! I can’t believe I said “you’re” when it should have been “your!”