WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama met with Rachel Maddow, Al Sharpton and other “influential progressives” on Tuesday as part of his campaign to sell the public on the need to extend the Bush middle-class tax cuts.
Obama: Thanks for helping me win now let’s destroy those crazy conservatives even more!!! What’s on the schedule?
Maddow: Well, we have a few stories that you may be interested in Mr. President, did you know Bohener hasn’t been paying taxes and has bank accounts in the Caymen Islands too!
Sharpton: Yes, Yes, We also have clear evidence that McCain’s racism goes back to his great-great grandfather who used to own slaves!!!
Obama: That’s good stuff guys keep up the good work! I’ll definitely win the 2016 election at this point.
Sharpton and Maddow: Yes We Can!!