Let’s get ready to rumble!
A card of featherweights, I’m afraid. Although I think the TALE OF THE TAPE favors Trump, that Cruz is sneaky, and may come in with LEFT-ists and RIGHT-ists!
I am blocking off the week of July 18-21 for the fight, and hope to be at ringside. (I am afraid Ms BOOM BOOM Larue is SQUEMISH at the sight of blood, so I may leave her in the CAMPAIGN TRAILER, and I will sit ringside with “The Grand Old Man” ,John MCCAIN. I understand he feels a good bloodletting would HELP the GOP ever so much!
Still, I am preparing a tidy sum to wager, but I must be sure to secure the REFERREEs . to make SURE they see the results the RIGHT WAY! I would not stoop to slip a roll to Cruz to throw the fight and take a dive in the second round…I don’t have that much cash…maybe if I can talk DONALD into some large, coarse notes that we could make TED an offer he can’t refuse!!!
Still, I hope they have extra metal detecters…the Trump contingent is KNOWN for BRASS KNUCKLES!
Well, here’s to a FAIR FIGHT…