Pelosi: Democrats eyeing more cash payments in next emergency bill

They can’t even get the first one passed!

So we’ll just triple the already absurd annual deficit we already had on a monthly basis thanks to fiscally irresponsible Republican and their Democrat buddies! We could more than double the national debt by the end of this thing! Exciting times. We’ll really get to test the claims of MMT. We only risk the economy and our standard of living in the process.

Yay! Checks for everyone and a bonus if you’re not working! Yay! Prosperity! We can do anything. We are like gods! We can pretend there is no such thing as scarcity! We are so awesome and great! (/end sarcastic rant)