Politically Correct Speech


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**A customer asked: “In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?”

The clerk asks: “Are you Polish?”

The guy, clearly offended, says: "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

“Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

“Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

“Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

“Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says: “No, I probably wouldn’t.”

The guy says: “Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I’m Polish?”

The clerk replied: “Because you’re in Home Depot.”**

:rofl: