Pop-Tart Pistol?: 7-Year-Old Gets Suspended for Gun-Shaped Pastry


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Pop-Tart Pistol?: 7-Year-Old Gets Suspended for Gun-Shaped Pastry
Katherine Mangu-Ward


Mar. 1, 2013 3:36 pm

A Maryland kid chewed his breakfast pastry into the shape of a gun at school and wound up with two days supension (sic). The pastry in question was not named, but it’s gotta be a Pop-Tart, right?

Here’s just a bit more of the true fruit of the anti-gun hysteria whipped up by Clinton, Obama and the MSM.

Now, an intelligent, educational, response might have been something like, “That’s nice, Johnny. Could you make me a model of your pet dog (or airplane or …)?”


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Wowwwwww our schools have turned into panty waist idiots. Every kid is going to be an obese wus person that plays 10 hours of video games a week


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I may be dating myself, using this term, but such “Zero Tolerance” policies used to be called "Zero Thought" policies. Sadly, there have been ample demonstrations of this criticism over the past 10 or 20 years.


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Not to mention zero-backbone, because they hide behind a policy and don’t have the guts to make a judgement call.


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They couldn’t have just told the kid to take another bite could they.