So I was out today getting ubers running errands, and I realize everyone is being really nice to me. Like scary nice. I was thinking damn, it’s a good day. People aren’t usually this nice.
Then I’m on the way home in an uber with this driver who is crazy friendly, I look down at my shirt and it hits me.
My friend at work bought me this shirt and it reflects my attitude perfectly. And here’s a big ass rainbow on this shirt that I never noticed before. I think everyone who I interacted with thought I was gay and was trying to avoid a lawsuit