Redneck Rodeo

http://boortz.com/images/funny/redneck_pics_yacht.jpg

:flag: Permission ta c’mon board y’all

I guess we’ll take this for a spin after our yacht ride:

http://www.thegulch.net/attachments/Texas_Limo.jpg

The ultimate redneck bass boat :rolleyes:

http://www.kinston.com/SiteProcessor.cfm?Template=/GlobalTemplates/Details.cfm&StoryID=27992&Section=Local%20Sports

Things You’ll Never Hear a Redneck Say:

**We don’t keep firearms in this house! **
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**Has anybody seen the sideburn trimmer? **

You can’t feed that to the dog. **

**No kids in the back of the pick-up, it’s not safe. **

**Wrasslin’s fake. **

**Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace? **

**We’re vegetarians. **

**I’ll have grapefruit instead of eggs, bacon, grits, biscuits and gravy. **

**Honey, these bonsai trees need watering? **

**Give me the small bag of pork rinds. **

**Deer heads detract from the decor. **

**Chawing tobacco is such a nasty habit. **

**I just couldn’t find a thing at Wal-Mart today. **

**Trim the fat off that steak. **

**Cappuccino tastes better than espresso. **

**The tires on that truck are too big. **

**I’ll have the arugula and radicchio salad. **

**Unsweetened tea tastes better. **

**Would you like your fish poached or broiled? **

**My fiancee, Paula Jo, is registered at Tiffany’s. **

**I’ve got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl. **

**Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams. **

**Checkmate. **

**Does the salad bar have bean sprouts? **

**I don’t have a favorite college team. **

**I believe you cooked those green beans too long. **

**Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla. **

**Elvis who? **

**Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side. **

**She’s too young to date. **

NASCAR ain’t a sport.

I only drink imported beer.

We don’t like dogs, we’re a cat family.

Turn down the air conditioning.
This wine is tart, yet has a light bouquet.

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I always liked this one!

Did you make that Angel?

:no:No that is not my masterpiece.:grin:

But it does remind of the school I used to teach where the kindergarteners would make little gingerbread houses with the tiny milk cartons they get at school. :cowboy:

I’ll have you know that Angel is a high-class Texan and wouldn’t be caught dead makin’ anything shy of a double-wide gingerbread house!

:tongue:

http://www.raywei.net/funnies/redneck/redneck_homeschool.jpg

Klass in seshunn

lol…My Pa-in-Law has two schoolbuses parked out at his ranch that he uses for storage!

;o))

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I doubt it…looks like a snow day! Or maybe it’s not even down south to begin with???

Hey! I thought old school buses were only used to make RVs!

Gotta start with Jo Beth Stewart. Hey, don’t laugh, she’s done made HUNDERDS 'o dollars. That thar mageezeen she done come up wif iz a big 'ol hit all throughout the park!:

http://www.texianranch.com/images/redneck/jobethstewart.jpg

And now fer some R&R – Redneck Style!!!

http://www.texianranch.com/images/redneck/redneckpool.jpg

http://www.texianranch.com/images/redneck/redneckhorseshoes.jpg

…and who sez we ain’t got no uptown kwalities??

http://www.texianranch.com/images/redneck/redneckhighrise.jpg

T’ain’t nobody kin call us impraktikul neither!!

http://www.texianranch.com/images/redneck/redneckcupholder.jpg

'Course, ever now ‘n then, sumthin’ done gits the best of even us…

http://www.texianranch.com/images/redneck/toughdeer.jpg

But when that happens, we sure do go out in style…

http://www.texianranch.com/images/redneck/redneckfuneral.jpg

Oh…did I menshun thet our arteestik talint iz second to none?

I ain’t fer sure, but I think this’un iz some 'o Lenny Bob Dervinchy’s werk?

http://www.texianranch.com/images/redneck/rednecktatoo.jpg

roflmao Tex! Those are good uns. :yes: Glad my tattoo doesn’t look like that one guy’s! :confused:

http://media2.big-boys.com/bbfiles/plumber.jpg

He just “might” work fer a redneck :smile:

lmao…I’ve seen a few of those car-art ones before but this’un takes the cake!

;o))

now THAT was funny… I don’t care who ya are. :grin: