Nothing is more appealing than a bunch of freshly cut flowers.
A basket of fresh fruit or veggies is. Or better yet, a basket full of cool toys.
What do flowers do, anyway? Just sit around and look pretty. Useless.
Well, you get credit for spamming with a different kind of product.
Aw! He looks so sad! I’m sorry, flower-Clam…
Can you use the Rush, Beck or Hannity discount there like at _________________.
Actually, I was going for a goofy expression, not sad. Also, a little of “why on Earth is this flower pot on my head?..”