Riddles


#1
  1. What is greater than God,
    more evil than the devil,
    the poor have it,
    the rich need it,
    and if you eat it, you’ll die?

  2. Who makes it, has no need of it.
    Who buys it, has no use for it.
    Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.
    What is it?

  3. If you multiply all of the numbers on a telephone, what is the answer?

  4. Find three whole, positive numbers tht have the same answer when multiplied together as when added together.

  5. Who is silent in parliament?

  6. What do you call a fish without an eye?

  7. What part of a turkey has the most feathers?

  8. Your last good ping-pong ball fell down into a narrow metal pipe imbedded in concrete one foot deep. How can you get it out undamaged, if all the tools you have are your tennis paddle, your shoe-laces, and your plastic water bottle, which does not fit into the pipe?


#2
  1. No clue.
  2. No clue.
  3. Zero.
  4. 1+2+3=6; 1x2x3=6.
  5. No clue.
  6. No clue.
  7. No clue.
  8. No clue.

#3

ClassicalTeacher1. What is greater than God,
more evil than the devil,
the poor have it,
the rich need it,
and if you eat it, you’ll die?
NOTHING

  1. Who makes it, has no need of it.
    Who buys it, has no use for it.
    Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.
    What is it?
    Casket.

  2. If you multiply all of the numbers on a telephone, what is the answer?
    zero

  3. Find three whole, positive numbers tht have the same answer when multiplied together as when added together.
    1,2,3

  4. Who is silent in parliament?

???

  1. What do you call a fish without an eye?
    FSH

  2. What part of a turkey has the most feathers?'
    The outside

  3. Your last good ping-pong ball fell down into a narrow metal pipe imbedded in concrete one foot deep. How can you get it out undamaged, if all the tools you have are your tennis paddle, your shoe-laces, and your plastic water bottle, which does not fit into the pipe???


#4

If the water bottle’s full, pour the water into the pipe.

If it’s empty, pee into the pipe.


#5

That’s ok. I’ll buy another ball!


#6

No! IT MUST BE THIS ONE.


#7

UGH!!! You guys are way too smart for me! Yup! I thought the ping-pong ball thing would be a challenge. NOT! Very good, guys! You get an A+ from this teach! I’m gonna go find some harder ones…


#8

Well…I’m hoping that you wouldn’t be carrying around an empty water bottle, Trek! :beerchug:


#9

Tiny: Only a person with math skills would have figured out #3!! Very good! A+ !!! Oh, the answer to number 5 is: the “i” is silent… BAD!!!


#10

That’s a good one!


#11

Glad you liked it!