The FLOWER of CHIVALRY has been besmirched by liberal carpetbaggers of the worst kind…they are seeking to remove the statues of these great Americans from their long-occupied pedestals!
I am too FLABBERGASTED to comment (in proper Southern English) at this time…perhaps when my BLOOD PRESURE drops about fifty points.
Still, the liberal scalawags will stop at nothing to rewrite and defame our precious past.
Of course, the LIBERALS of the 1860’s (Honest ABE et al) put a spin on the whole Southern Revolution and made it a RACE issue…Honey chile, it was a STATES RIGHTS ISSUE.
And a hundred fifty years later the political battlefield looks the same.
Senator Filibuster Foghorn