Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life

  1. There is a distinct singular American culture - rugged individualism and self-reliance - which made America great.

  2. The vast majority of the rich in this country did not inherit their wealth; they earned it. They are the country’s achievers, producers, and job creators.

  3. No nation has ever taxed itself into prosperity.

  4. Evidence refutes liberalism.

  5. There is no such thing as a New Democrat.

  6. The Earth’s ecosystem is not fragile.

  7. Character matters; leadership descends from character.

  8. The most beautiful thing about a tree is what you do with it after you cut it down.

  9. Ronald Reagan was the greatest president of the twentieth century.

  10. The 1980s was not a decade of greed but a decade of prosperity; it was the longest period of peacetime growth in American history.

  11. Abstinence prevents sexually transmitted disease and pregnancy every time it’s tried.

  12. Condoms only work during the school year.

  13. Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

  14. There’s a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who do not.

  15. If you commit a crime, you are guilty.

  16. Women should not be allowed on juries where the accused is a stud.

  17. The way to improve our schools is not more money, but the reintroduction of moral and spiritual values, as well as the four R’s: reading, 'riting, 'rithmatic, and Rush.

  18. I am not arrogant.

  19. My first 35 Undeniable Truths are still undeniably true.

  20. There is a God.

  21. There is something wrong when critics say the problem with America is too much religion.

  22. Morality is not defined by individual choice.

  23. The only way liberals win national elections is by pretending they’re not liberals.

  24. Feminism was established as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society.

  25. Follow the money. When somebody says, “It’s not the money,” it’s always the money.

  26. Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

  27. Using federal dollars as a measure, our cities have not been neglected, but poisoned with welfare dependency funds.

  28. Progress is not striving for economic justice or fairness, but economic growth.

  29. Liberals measure compassion by how many people are given welfare. Conservatives measure compassion by how many people no longer need it.

  30. Compassion is no substitute for justice.

  31. The culture war is between the winners and those who think they’re losers who want to become winners. The losers think the only way they can become winners is by banding together all the losers and then empowering a leader of the losers to make things right for them.

  32. The Los Angeles riots were not caused by the Rodney King verdict. The Los Angeles riots were caused by rioters.

  33. You could afford your house without your government if it weren’t for your government.

  34. Words mean things.

  35. Too many Americans can’t laugh at themselves anymore.

A Battle Cry for all True Conservatives…

This thread should be a sticky…

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I hate that guy. He’s a jerk.

Heh, he’s certainly not everyone’s cup of tea, but sometimes you gotta be the squeaky wheel. Some of the stuff he says I don’t always agree with, but his points on government spending (central planning as he now calls it) and other issues like the Fairness Docterine are things that everybody should look more into.

I think they are all great.
I especially like number 30!!!–TZS

Even before you made that statement I knew if you
bothered to post you would say something like that.
Those that feel guilty for thier actions ALWAYS hate people that
remind them of the error of thier ways. Just a fact and always has been.
Rush speaks so much that is the TRUTH. Telling the TRUTH is now not only
the most unpopular thing to do but often the most dangerous.
Thats just another reason why I swear by it.–TZS

35. Too many Americans can’t laugh at themselves anymore.

aint that the truth… im always laughing at myself

Rush limbaugh is the MAN! He is the original conservative talk-show host that started the movement!

I’m not disagreeing with his points, though I do with some of them, he’s just totally rude about everything he says. Too many conservatives are like that, hate political correctness so much that they overcompensate by being total jackasses. Not saying there aren’t liberals like that, but they’re mostly more polite because Dems are the PC party. Though I agree, there is a fine line between politeness and censorship.

Anyway, I don’t feel guilty about anything Limbaugh would have an opinion on. At least, a public one.

True. His rudeness doesn’t detract from his points. To be frank, I’ve always totally ignored anything he and Bill O’Reilly ever said because they’re gits, but I probably should listen to them since there doesn’t seem to be a conservative alternative (it almost rhymes!), at least not that I can think of.

Once in a while Bill will have something good to say or yell at somebody who deserves it (like Barney Frank), but I usually avoid all the major news networks. Bill is not a conservative and usually follows what Fox tells him to be opinionated about. I’d certainly watch him over the likes of Keith Olbermann, but Rush has always stood his ground as an actual conservative.

Kinda like the old saying…

Learn to laugh at yourself, that way you’re always in on the joke…hehe:rofl:

[quote=“swirling_vortex, post:5, topic:15138”]
Heh, he’s certainly not everyone’s cup of tea, but sometimes you gotta be the squeaky wheel. Some of the stuff he says I don’t always agree with, but his points on government spending (central planning as he now calls it) and other issues like the Fairness Docterine are things that everybody should look more into.
[/quote]He is now? Good. It’s about time. Good man.

Do you listen to his show?

I did, and can’t stand him either. The only talk show host I can stand is Glenn Beck.

16 goes both ways. 24 is idiotic. 8 makes him sound like a complete douche. I like 34 a lot.

Rush is not against women’s rights. From what I gather from him, he just hates feminism being used as a liberal tool.

…I never said he was.

Just pointing that out since you didn’t like his comments on women.

I just said saying the feminist movement was only for ugly women is beyond being just an imbecile. I am not accusing him of wanting to chain women to their ovens.

I think it’s funny. Go figure.