Secretary of State Hillary Clinton Faints, Has Concussion


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Secretary of State Hillary Clinton Faints, Has Concussion

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is suffering from a concussion after fainting. Below is a statement from her Philippe Reines, Deputy Assistant Secretary of State.

“While suffering from a stomach virus, Secretary Clinton became dehydrated and fainted, sustaining a concussion. She has been recovering at home and will continue to be monitored regularly by her doctors. At their recommendation, she will continue to work from home next week, staying in regular contact with Department and other officials. She is looking forward to being back in the office soon.”

Probably just a Manchurian Implant malfunction. I hear they’re upgrading her to the newest model for 2016.


#2

Setting herself up for a “memory loss” when testifying before Congress.


#3

She won’t be attending the Benghazi hearings.