Question: What do you call 10,000 laywers at the bottom of the ocean?
Answer: A good start.
A lawyer named John was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it.
“Here lies an honest man and a lawyer,” responded the lawyer.
“Sorry, but I can’t do that,” replied the stonecutter. "In this state, it’s against the law to bury two people in the same grave.