Smartest Man in the World


#1

Copied from the comment section of Michelle Malkin’s latest columns:

AN AIRPLANE WAS ABOUT TO CRASH; THERE WERE 5 PASSENGERS ON BOARD, BUT ONLY 4 PARACHUTES.THE FIRST PASSENGER, HOLLY MADISON SAID, "I HAVE MY OWN REALITY SHOW AND I AM THE SMARTEST AND
PRETTIEST WOMAN AT PLAYBOY, SO AMERICANS DON’T WANT ME TO DIE."SHE TOOK
THE FIRST PACK AND JUMPED OUT OF THE PLANE.

THE SECOND PASSENGER, JOHN
MCCAIN , SAID, “I’M A SENATOR, AND A DECORATED WAR HERO FROM AN ELITE NAVY UNIT FROM THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.” SO HE GRABBED THE SECOND PACK AND
JUMPED.

THE THIRD PASSENGER, BARACK OBAMA SAID, "I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND I AM THE SMARTEST EVER IN THE HISTORY OF OUR COUNTRY, SOME EVEN CALL ME THE ANOINTED ONE’. SO HE
GRABBED THE PACK NEXT TO HIM AND JUMPED OUT.

THE FOURTH PASSENGER, BILLYGRAHAM, SAID TO THE FIFTH PASSENGER, A 10-YEAR-OLD SCHOOLGIRL, "I HAVE
LIVED A FULL LIFE AND SERVED MY GOD THE BEST I COULD. I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE AND LET YOU HAVE THE LAST PARACHUTE. "THE LITTLE GIRL SAID, “THAT’S OKAY, MR. GRAHAM. THERE’S A PARACHUTE LEFT FOR YOU. AMERICA’S SMARTEST PRESIDENT TOOK MY SCHOOL BAG.”


#2

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Copied from the comment section of Michelle Malkin’s latest columns:

AN AIRPLANE WAS ABOUT TO CRASH; THERE WERE 5 PASSENGERS ON BOARD, BUT ONLY 4 PARACHUTES.THE FIRST PASSENGER, HOLLY MADISON SAID, "I HAVE MY OWN REALITY SHOW AND I AM THE SMARTEST AND
PRETTIEST WOMAN AT PLAYBOY, SO AMERICANS DON’T WANT ME TO DIE."SHE TOOK
THE FIRST PACK AND JUMPED OUT OF THE PLANE.

THE SECOND PASSENGER, JOHN
MCCAIN , SAID, “I’M A SENATOR, AND A DECORATED WAR HERO FROM AN ELITE NAVY UNIT FROM THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.” SO HE GRABBED THE SECOND PACK AND
JUMPED.

THE THIRD PASSENGER, BARACK OBAMA SAID, "I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND I AM THE SMARTEST EVER IN THE HISTORY OF OUR COUNTRY, SOME EVEN CALL ME THE ANOINTED ONE’. SO HE
GRABBED THE PACK NEXT TO HIM AND JUMPED OUT.

THE FOURTH PASSENGER, BILLYGRAHAM, SAID TO THE FIFTH PASSENGER, A 10-YEAR-OLD SCHOOLGIRL, "I HAVE
LIVED A FULL LIFE AND SERVED MY GOD THE BEST I COULD. I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE AND LET YOU HAVE THE LAST PARACHUTE. "THE LITTLE GIRL SAID, “THAT’S OKAY, MR. GRAHAM. THERE’S A PARACHUTE LEFT FOR YOU. AMERICA’S SMARTEST PRESIDENT TOOK MY SCHOOL BAG.”
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#3

Variations of this joke have been going around since I was a kid.


#4

Yeah, but I love the update!