Study: 70% of conservatives approve of liberal measures


CAMBRIDGE — In a recent double-blind study conducted by professor of political science, Dr. Harold E. Shiffer, nearly 70% of self-proclaimed conservatives approve of seemingly liberal measures. Examples include gun control, single-payer health care, gay marriage, and progressive taxation. Dr. Shiffer calls his study “unprecedented,” and is prepared to publish his finding in June’s Professional Politics academic journal.

Just kidding.

April fools.