My Fellow Republicans,
Someone at this wayward institution has asked"Just who is Senator Foghorn, and what does he think?" I have taken this as an invitation to speak to this august body and explain my views.
I intend to advise the university that I will not require police protection…in fact, I want them to stay home and watch on “FOX NEWS”. In the questionnaire forwarded to me for my request for a public speaking permit, I have listed my crowd control and personal protection as the same as the Rolling Stones, who set a precident at Altamont in '69…I am throwing a beer bash for the Hell’s Angels local chapter. THEIR speech has GOT to be the freest around!
“WARNING: All conservatives should NOT wear black hoodies anywhere near the dais.”