Two coffees


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Having arrived at the [COLOR=#0066CC]Gatesof Heaven,[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0066CC]Barrack Obama[/COLOR] meets a man with a [COLOR=#0066CC]beard.‘Are you[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0066CC]Mohammed?’he asks. ‘No my son, I am[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0066CC]St.Peter; Mohammed is higher up.’ Peter then points to a ladder thatrises into the clouds. Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter,Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs up through the clouds andcomes into a room where he meets another bearded man. He asks again, ‘Are youMohammed?’ ‘Why no,’ he answers, ‘I am[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0066CC]Moses;Mohammed is higher still.’ Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbsthe ladder yet again, he discovers a larger room where he meets an angeliclooking man with a beard. Full of hope, he asks again, ‘Are you Mohammed?’ ‘No,I am[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0066CC]Jesus,theChrist;you will find Mohammed higher up.’ Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man, oh man!Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs ever higher. Onceagain, he reaches an even larger room where he meets this truly magnificentlooking man with a silver white beard and once again repeats his question: ‘Areyou Mohammed?’ he gasps as he is by now, totally out of breath from all hisclimbing. ‘No, my son, I am[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0066CC]AlmightyGod,[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0066CC]the Alpha and the Omega, but you lookexhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee?’ Obama says, ‘yes please!’ As Godlooks behind him, he claps his hands and yells out: ‘Hey, Mohammed, twocoffees!’ Keep your trust in God; your president will be replaced.[/COLOR]