Dan Snyder, the owner of the Washington Redskins, just announced he has ordered the removal of that portion of the team name that is proving to be so inflammatory.
According to Snyder, the word “Washington” is to be removed from the team title forthwith as it represents incompetence, graft, lying and corruption. He assured fans he would no longer tolerate the Redskins to be associated with such negative symbolism. (sarc) LMAO
Those seeking an alternative to Clinton and Trump should consider the following ticket:
Weiner/Holder 2016 (major sarc)