What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? — A good start.
Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers? — New Jersey got to pick first.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a tick? — Both are bloodsucking parasites, but one stops when you’re dead.
You’ve probably heard a million lawyer jokes. And of course, there’s the famous line from Shakespeare, “The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.” (Though that line was uttered by Dick the Butcher in Henry VI, and Dick the Butcher was trying to set off a civil war and revolution, and wasn’t a good guy.)
I have had very little interaction with lawyers and that left a sour taste in my mouth. Lawyers would like you to believe you need them for everything in which they charge over inflated prices to do little. Oh I am not saying there are cases where a lawyer is needed but most of the time it is a money grab.