I was waiting at the bus stop outside yesterday, with about 200 other people waiting to take the shuttle to my job. I was talking with an older fellow while we smoked cigarettes. We discussed how this corona thing is the democrats wet dream. We had our masks off. As I said, we were smoking.
Just then, some bus station cop walks up and tells us we have to have our masks on. We were outside. The old guy made a futile effort to tell this bus cop that we are outdoors. The cop wasn’t having it, either put our masks on or else. As in every situation like this, my eyes get really wide and I comply.
A similar thing happened at my job when me and a coworker were sitting in the cafeteria having a private conversation about how we believe the covid thing to be fake news. We were approached by a supervisor who told us we are not allowed to not believe in corona and demanded our badges. We had to go to HR to clear that up later that day.
People think I’m joking when I say soon it will be a capitol offense to take your mask off when you get in the shower.