'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!


#1

You’re walking down a
Deserted street with your wife
And two small children.

Suddenly, an Muslim
Terrorist with a huge knife
Comes around the corner,
Locks eyes with you,
Screams obscenities,
Praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you…

You are carrying a
COLT 1911A1cal. 45 ACP you got from your daddy who fought in WWII
and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?

Democrat’s Answer:
· Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question!
· Does the man look poor or oppressed?
· Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
· Could we run away?
· What does my wife think?
· What about the kids?
· Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
· What does the law say about this situation?
· Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
· Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
· Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me?
· Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
· If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
· Should I call 9-1-1?
· Why is this street so deserted?
· We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
· Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
· I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
· This is all so confusing!

Republican’s Answer:

BANG!

**Texan’s Answer: **

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click… (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
Click

Daughter: ‘Nice grouping, Daddy!’
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! ’

Son: ‘Can I shoot the next one?!’

Wife: 'You ain’t taking that to the Taxidermist!

[LEFT][/LEFT]


#2

I mean… I know plenty of democrats who woulda lit that person up lol.

On a side note, reloading the gun and then shooting more makes it not self defense anymore and you’re probably gonna be sued by his family, if you want to get technical.


#3

[quote=“17Oaks, post:1, topic:36859”]
You’re walking down a
Deserted street with your wife
And two small children.

Suddenly, an Muslim
Terrorist with a huge knife
Comes around the corner,
Locks eyes with you,
Screams obscenities,
Praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you…

You are carrying a
COLT 1911A1cal. 45 ACP you got from your daddy who fought in WWII
and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?

Democrat’s Answer:
· Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question!
· Does the man look poor or oppressed?
· Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
· Could we run away?
· What does my wife think?
· What about the kids?
· Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
· What does the law say about this situation?
· Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
· Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
· Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me?
· Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
· If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
· Should I call 9-1-1?
· Why is this street so deserted?
· We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
· Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
· I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
· This is all so confusing!

Republican’s Answer:

BANG!

**Texan’s Answer: **

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click… (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
Click

Daughter: ‘Nice grouping, Daddy!’
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! ’

Son: ‘Can I shoot the next one?!’

Wife: 'You ain’t taking that to the Taxidermist!

[LEFT][/LEFT]
[/quote]Well it looks like you got your answer in this thread:coffee_spray:Hey you don’t want to get sued:coffee_spray:


#4

Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6


#5

Very true. Touche.

Although, if he has a knife and you have a pistol then you better not need that second clip :slight_smile:


#6

I didn’t object to shooting the guy Spade.

Someone got arrested in my state for reloading the gun and shooting someone already incapacitated in his store in my state so I was letting him know.


#7

Things are different down here in S Texas. Man got shot over in Duvall Cty, coroner ruled it suicide…it, was, the guy shot himself in the back twice, with his deer rifle…Don’t Mess with Texas


#8

Lol I’m from the OKC.


#9

Up to a point. Are you familiar with the name Massad Ayoob? He’s written a lot of articles about guns and self defense for a number of firearms periodicals. One thing I remember him mentioning in an article about legal-proofing yourself in the event of a self-defense shooting: “‘I’d rather be judged by twelve than carried by six’ rings pretty hollow when you’re being raped in the dungeon shower.”


#10

Down here in ranch country, when you cross my barbed wire I am the judge, the jury and I am 911. Rare to have problems out here, dead men don’t testify…LOL

Just to give you some insight, up by Ft Hood there is a big ranch, they gave part of to expand Ft Hood training area and in turn they have lifetime rights to graze their cattle on Ft Hood and to manage them, they do not need permission to go on the post, they have their own access gates. There was a FULL COL who figured Ft Hood, US Army, he is a US Army Col, cattle is for the taking. He took, was court martial and went to Ft Leavenworth Federal Prison.[LEFT][/LEFT]